Wednesday, November 13, 2024

The Jewish Percentage

It's Not Just About Josh: Abq Jew shares your pain. And there's plenty of pain to go around, so sharing it is even easier! From the US elections to Amsterdam to the Land of Israel, bad things have happened this past week.

But if you're a Jew named Josh - take heart.
A good thing has happened.

Joshua

The above image is an AI (Artificial Intelligence)-generated depiction of the Biblical hero Joshua. Holding a printed, apparently paperback copy of (or perhaps the original) Bible, to which our guy would not have had access for ... well, a few more years.

On his tunic(?) is printed (or perhaps hand-written) the well-known English word? acronym? initialsim? abbreviation? NAH. The significance of NAH here is unclear; perhaps a reference to NaH, the highly reactive inorganic hydride sodium hydride? (Despite its hich basicity, NaH is not nucleophilic.)

Or perhaps NAH is used here as an adverb. The earliest known use of the adverb NAH is in the early 1700s. OED's earliest evidence for nah is from 1720, in the writing of Alexander Pennecuik, physician and poet.

A more recent use is the anthem known officially as Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, a 1969 song written and recorded by Paul Leka, Gary DeCarlo and Dale Frashuer, with NA instead of NAH, and attributed to the then-fictitious band Steam.

Steam Nah Nah

And then there is always 

Northern Arizona Healthcare
Northern Arizona Healthcare

Where were we?

Ah, yes. We were talking about a good thing and Jewish men named Josh. (Want to know more about the first, really Biblical Joshua? Chabad says "click here and here.")

Forward editor emeritus Jonathan Jeremy ('J.J.') Goldberg, Forward writer Benyamin Goldberg, and several dozen others have pointed out that, as one good yet curious result of the recent elections -

Six Percent

6 percent of US governors (that's 3 out of 50, folks)
are or will be Jews named Josh.

For those keeping score: that's 

3 Joshes

Governor Josh Green of Hawaii; Governor-elect Josh Stein of North Carolina; and, of course, the unforgettable Governor Josh Shapiro (who could have been should have been VP and may someday be P) of Pennsylvania.

Please keep in mind that we Jews represent an amazing (considering the publicity we get) 0.2% of the total world population. And we all-powerful Jews represent an all-powerful 2.4% of the total US population. 

And - in case you were wondering, as was Abq Jew, about the percentage of Jews elsewhere in the US (a random sampling):

      • 8.8% in New York
      • 8.3% in Washington, DC
      • 6.7% in New Jersey
      • 4.3% in Massachusetts
      • 3.3% in Pennsylvania
      • 2.5% in Illinois
      • 1.7% in Colorado
      • 1.7% in Rhode Island
      • 1.5% in Delaware
      • 0.7% in New Hampshire
      • 0.6% in New Mexico
      • 0.5% in North Carolina
      • 0.5% in Hawaii
      • ~.~% in South Dakota
As one more good yet curious result of the recent elections -

Twelve Percent

12 percent of US governors (that's 6 out of 50, folks)
are or will be Jews.

For those keeping score: in addition to the above three, that's Governor Matt Meyer of Delaware; Governor Jared Polis of Colorado; and, of course, the ubiquitous Governor Jay Robert '(J.B.') Pritzker of Illinois. Six, total.

And yes, still another good yet curious result of the recent elections -

10 percent

10 percent of US governors (that's 5 out of 50, folks;
and that's 83% of the 6 Jewish governors)
are or will be Jews whose first name begins with J.

What's happening?

Unfortunately, many (but not all!) of us are fully cognizant of exactly what in hell is happening. Even though many of TFFG's (The Future Former Guy's) new suggested team members appear to be fervently pro-Israel - their true focus is pro-Evangelical, which may or may not coincide with the true interests of the US or worldwide Jewish community.

To which Abq Jew can only add, with thoughts and prayers -

This Too Shall Pass
it may pass like a kidney stone, but it shall pass

Gevalt Yidden


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