The Jewish Week's Message

To Readers of The Jewish Week of New York:  The Jewish Week is pleased to report that everything is perfect in the Jewish Community of New York, in the United States and Israel. All members of the Jewish people are getting along so well with each other and their non-Jewish neighbors, and conducting their public and personal lives as upstanding model citizens in such an outstanding manner that we have no additional news or insight to share. Try again next week.

Or, as Abq Jew must explain, it's time for the annual Purim Spoof!

This year's headlines include:

U.S., Israel Announce Plans
For Secret Attack On Iran

Drunken Noah Arrested;
Runs Ark Cruise Ship Aground
 

Joe Lieberman To Lead Libya

Be Happy!  It's Purim!