3.The Passover Prank. Best. Passover. Prank. Video. Ever. For parents who (especially) miss their kids on Pesach.
Who know that Zoom is never enough.
As the Seders approach, Abq Jew must remind us all (he must! he must!) that Good News, Salvation and Comfort are just one (1) Pesach visitor away.
?אחד מי יודע
Tonight Could Be The Night!
At our Pesach seders
we Jews have been opening our doors to Elijah for thousands of years.
We still believe that Elijah the Prophet will return tonight
and announce the Coming of the Messiah.
When that happens, our first question will be:
Did Elijah remember to send out a press release?
If he did — you may learn the Good News in a few days or weeks.
But you can always hear about Salvation and Comfort at
AbqJew.net&AbqJew.com
Your guide to Jewish life in Albuquerque and beyond
A Zissen Pesach, World!
Chag Kasher veSameach, New Mexico!
Happy Passover, Rhode Island!
Take it easy!
You will perform Bedikat Chametz, burn the chametz, and publicly announce that any chametz remaining in your possession is 'ownerless property, as the dust of the earth'. Take it easy!
to inform current, new, and prospective visitors and residents about Jewish events in New Mexico.
Specifically - Abq Jew set up the Calendar to enable Jewish New Mexico's organizations and institutions to coordinate their event planning.
Abq Jew has made the Calendar (and the Upcoming Community Events email) available to the world 24/7 for more than 15 years.
From the beginning, the Calendar - and all of Abq Jew's work - has been supported by many of New Mexico's individuals, businesses, and Jewish institutions.
Later, the Calendar was also supported by and shared with the Jewish Federation, and appeared on the Jewish Federation's website for many years. Then, the Jewish Community Foundation continued that support.
But now - it's time for something new.
But it's not here yet.
To explain all this more concisely:
The Abq Jew Website will remain up indefinitely. But updating it will take place only occasionally, as Abq Jew's time permits.
The Abq Jew Blog will remain up indefinitely. But updating it will take place only occasionally, as Abq Jew's time permits.
The Abq Jew Calendar will remain up indefinitely (as part of the Website). But Abq Jew will not update it after March 30.
Abq Jew will continue to send the weekly Upcoming Community Events email until March 30.
Until then (and for all time) -
And remember - you can buy Abq Jew a coffee anytime!
Like a Diamond in the Desert: Well, it's been more than six months since Mr & Mrs Abq Jew (and Ziggy, our Very Large Borzoi/Greyhound) said farewell to Duke City and the Land of Enchantment.
And you, Abq Jew's loyal readers, must be asking - what does Abq Jew, now happily living in the Ocean State, close to family, miss most?
First of all: friends. Being 2,167 miles away is not the same as being in the same metropolitan area.
Second: the sun. New Mexico, with its 300-to-320-day annual average sunshine, was the original Sunshine State - we even had it on our license plates! - until the hot-and-humid state of Florida stole our nickname. As we all know.
And third:
The Lights of Albuquerque
This may be what Abq Jew misses most. Just remembering how he used to drive up Golf Course Road and make the turn onto Congress Avenue ... or drive down Davenport Street and make the turn onto Paradise Boulevard ....
And there was Albuquerque, laid out before him. Like a diamond in the desert, every time he saw it. Gorgeous in the daytime; absolutely marvelous at night.
And now there are tears in Abq Jew's eyes, just thinking about it. It gets worse when Abq Jew hears Jim Glaser sing about it.